7/25/08

To falling off the theater seat.

King Julian, what are they? What are they!

They are aliens. Savage aliens from the savage future.
They've come to kill us! And take our women!
And our precious meadows!

Get up, Mort. Do not be near the King's feet, okay?

Shh! We're hiding. Be quiet everyone. Including me.
Shh! Who's making that noise? Oh, it's me again.

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Presenting your royal highness our illustrious King Julian the self proclaimed Lord of the Lemur etc. etc. Hurray everybody.

- He's got style!
- What's he like, King of the kiwi pigs?
- I think it's a squirrel.

Welcome, giant pansies! Please feel free to bask in my glow!

- Definitely a squirrel.
- Yep, a squirrel.

We thank you with enormous gratitude for chasing away the Foosa.

- The Hoosa?

The Foosa. They're always annoying us by trespassing, interrupting our parties, and ripping our limbs off.

- Yes, sounds good. Look, we're just - We're just trying to find where the people are.

Oh, my! What big teeth you have! Man!
Shame on you, Maurice! Don't you seethat you've insulted the freak?
You must tell me, who the hack are you?

- I'm Alex. The Alex. And this is Gloria, Marty and Melman.

Say just where are you giants from?

- We're from New York and we...

All hail the New York Giants! New York Giants!

- What are we doing, somesort of inbreeding program? I say we just gotta ask these bozos where the people are.

Excuse me, we bozos have the people of course.

- Hey, the bozos have the people!

Oh. Well. Great! Good! They're up there. Don't you love the people? Not a very lively bunch though.

- So do you have any alive people?

No. Only dead ones. I mean if we had a lot alive people here, it wouldn't be called 'The Wild', would it?

- The wild? Hold up there a second. You mean like the living in mud hut? Wipe yourself with leaf type wild?

Who wipes?!

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