1:37 am

I'm losing what little hair I have. Yes, it is completely true, I'm not making it up. It started with that awesome pixie-ish cut Alexa gave me last year. To complete the look, she reduced the thickness of my hair around my neck. And it has never gotten back since. So here I am, blogging at 1.37am about my hair, or the lack thereof.

What a wonderful world!

Something sure is wrong though.. Every morning I think my hair has disappeared overnight. Poor me, the stress is getting to me. But now that the unpacking is all done, I should technically be lounging around on my awesome orange leather couch, sipping fresh fruit shakes and watching the extra HBO channels that Comcast threw in to save themselves a customer! Alas, this is far from the actual picture.

Am I doomed to accounting for every strand of hair and having a mini heart attack everytime I look in the mirror? Or can my awesome brown and pink (yes, pink) shower curtain damp my morning shock? Speaking of pink, someone was selling this pink puffy phone on CL. And you wouldn't believe how pink and furry (yes again, furry) it was. Omg. Girly? Monstrous, more rather. In fact that pink fur on the phone was as shaggy as the hair that the lead monster in Monsters Inc had..

Someone please get me a dresser and some guest room furniture soon. Before I shoot myself in between the eyes from an overdose of CL!