Hello table.

Ouch. Im losing it. My mind-body coordination, that is. This is the n-th time I've banged myself against a wall or a table while turning a corner recently. And it is almost always the same wall at home or the same table at work. HellloooOOO.. Talk about freaky!

Dear Mind,
Please make note of the fact that there are objects around you. I would be more grateful if I didn't have to endure a sharp stab of pain every now and then. Its not as if I don't process whatever it is you are relaying to me. So quit being a moron and stay alert!
Disgruntled,
Body.